If only we had Rainbow Brite's magic star sprinkles, we'd turn the whole world gray!
Guys, every night with this. What's so great about turning the world gray anyway?
Well, it's really more of a metaphor.
[whips out a cigarette lighter] If you wanna do something evil, arson is pretty evil.
[punches bartender] Shut up!
I say we break into Rainbow Brite's place and take all the star sprinkles we want!
[Later, at Rainbow Brite's house, Murky and Lurky scour the house looking for star sprinkles]
[looking under the bed] None here, what's under the sink?
Tampons!
[A noise at the door]
Uh oh, game over, man! Game over! Rainbow Brite's gonna kick our asses if she finds us in here!
Oh, good God! What a day! [farts] Damn! I was holding that in for hours. [grabs a beer bottle and slumps on the couch to watch TV] Hahaha! Black people are so much funnier than white people. Damn! I am effin' starvin'! [grabs a frozen Sprite out of the fridge and puts it in the microwave. Murky and Lurky try to escape but Lurky trips over a pile of magazines, and Rainbow Brite notices them] Intruders!
Let's get the [bleep] outta here, man!
[Rainbow Brite uses a chainsaw and kills Lurky & Murky, splattering everything in the living room with blood. The next day, Rainbow Brite addresses the Color Kids and Sprites...]
Dear Citizens of Rainbow Land, We have changed our ways and are moving to Tibet to help fight Chinese tyranny. Signed, Murky and Lurky."
I knew those guys weren't so bad.
Um, has anyone seen my cousin Blinky? He hasn't been around lately.
Um..."P.S.: Blinky came with us."
[The Color Kids and Sprites nod to each other, and Rainbow Brite winks at the viewers]
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