[singing] Doo doo doo la la doo doo doo! [sees Pegasus with foot caught in a bear trap and gasps] Horsey!
Oh, thank goodness you found me. Little girl, please set me free!
Don't move! I'll be back! [leaves]
[looks at his caught foot. Then she returns with a pair of hedge clippers] Oh, I thought you were getting help. Oh, [chuckles] those will not cut through the tra- [but the little Girl uses hedge clippers to slice off Pegasus' wings] AAAAAAAAOOOOOOWW!!!! AAAOOOOOOOW!!!! OHHH! OOHH! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?! OHH!!!
[puts pail full of food on Pegasus' head] Here, eat these magic healing oats.
[in pain] Okay! [eats oats] They smell kinda' funny, uh, did you drug me? [faints in the side effects of the drugs]
[Then the little girl gets a bucket of pink paint, and begins painting Pegasus with it. Later, Pegasus wakes up in a farm, painted like a My Little Pony horse]
There! Don't you look pretty?
[in shock] I'm in a catastrophic amount of pain!
Oh, Sunny Muffins, you're my BESTEST FRIEND!
My name is Pegasus! [the little girl whips him] OW!
Sunny Muffins! [whip!]
OW! Pegasus!
Your name is [whip!] SUNNY MUFFINS!
It's Pegasus! [whip!] OW! Oh, Go-God! [whip!] Why?!?
Sunny Muffins! [whip!] SAY IT!
You bitch!
C'mon, [whip!] say it, say your name, what's your [whip!] name?!?
[bursting in tears] Sunny Muffins!
What's your name?
My name i-is Sunny Muffins!
I love you! [kisses Pegasus, and leaves laughing] Ha, Sunny Muffins!
[still crying, looks besides him] Who are you?
[with chopped off wings and also painted appears] Honeyflake, apparently.
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