[Waving goodbye to Elliot]
ETE.T.
Be good.
EElliot
Good-goodbye, E.T.
ETE.T.
[arriving his home planet] E.T. home!
A1Alien #1
Oh my God! Look everyone, that retard we ditched on Earth somehow found his way home!
ETE.T.
E.T. phoned home.
A2Alien #2
What the hell are you calling yourself "E.T." for, spaz? Your name is Kleeborp. Kleeborp the retard!
A3Alien #3
Yeah, Kleeborp the retard with only one glowing finger.
A1Aliens #1, #2, #3
Ha, Ha! [shows all glowing fingers]
[E.T. gives them his glowing middle finger]
A1Alien #1
Oh, now you're [bleep]ing dead. [the aliens grab E.T. who screams like a girl] And next time, stay lost, loser!!!
ETE.T.
[Looks at Xenomorph from Alien] Friend.
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