I'm takin' you to school, call me the professor
You're sexually confused, 'cause you a cross-dresser.
You like to kiss men, that's real funny.
Call up Hugh Hefner, you a gay-boy bunny.
You're lost on this stage. You need a map jerky.
You made a wrong left turn on Albuquerque.
I'm a pimp because my hunting apparel's hot son.
It was wiped by on your ho with my double barrel shotgun. [shoots at B Rabbit with his double barrel shotgun]
Now hold on a second, mac! It's not rabbit hunting season yet! See? [points at the sign that says "Wabbit Season (Not Yet)"] Okay! [gives the mic to B Rabbit] Your turn, B Rabbit!
Yo, er, heh-heh, er, yo... [hears from the audience] Heh-heh-heh-heh [finally comes up with something] Yeah, yeah!
[Singing] I know that you call me wascawwy wabbit.
Say your R's like W's that's a really bad habit.
It's room, not woom. Trees, not twees.
You replace so many R's, I thought you was Chinese.
You're so stuck on yourself, I'll call you Elmer's glue.
I got you some coffee, one lump or two?
Two?
[hits Elmer on the head twice with a mallet] I only dress like a girl, to prove that you're gay.
Would you like a kiss handsome?
Really? OK!
Elmer packs "fudd". You heard what I said.
He's so bald, I'll put a "hare" on his head. [sits on Phudd's head]
I'll sit down on your head. Just like I was a thinker. Hmm.
[farts while sitting down on his head] Ain't I a asshole?
Holy Toledo! B-Rabbit wins! B-Rabbit wins!
[sobs] I'm a disgrace!
Yo, B-Rabbit. It's me, Dr. Dre.
Eh...What's up, Doc?
Ain't nothing but a 'G' thing baby. I'd like to offer you a record deal. You're gonna go down in history as the first gray MC.
[The Looney Tunes circles zoom in on Porky Pig. The words "That's all Bitches!" appear in front]
Eh, blee-blee...That's all bitches!
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