Palpatine, Mas Amedda and others in “Unfinished Business”

Ha ha ha ha, so I threw the senate at him. The whole senate! True story!

Oh my God, that is so funny!

[holding the milk carton in his hand] You made it come out of my nose!

[his phone rings] Go for papa Palpatine.

You have a collect call from- [Vader's voice] Darth Vader.

[sighs] Oh, I-I gotta take this, hold on. Vader! How's my favorite Sith? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, just, slow down. Huh? What do you mean they blew up the Death Star? [Bleep]! OH, [BLEEP]! [BLEEP]! [BLEEEEP]! Who's they?! What the hell is an "Aluminium Falcon"?! [sighs] Okay, okay, s-so who's left? Are you [bleep]ing me?! Well where are you?! Wait a sec, you've been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal? Oh, you must smell like...feet wrapped in leathery...burnt...bacon. [holds phone back as if Vader's yelling] Oh, oh, oh, I'm, I'm sorry I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only two meters wide. That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet! Do you have—Do you have any idea what this is gonna do to my credit? [phone rings] Ah, hang on, I've got another call. [switches line] What?! I'm very busy right now! Oh. Oh, we-well where're they going? Oh. Alright, um, just get me a turkey club. Uh, cole slaw, I guess. I-I'm not even gonna eat it. W-W-What're you getting? No, see, I-I always order the wrong thing. No, no, no, I'll just stick with that. Okay, bye—wait, what? Oh, a Cherry Coke. Thanks. [switches back to Vader] Sorry about that. [sighs] What? Oh-oh, "just rebuild it"?! Oh, re-real [bleep]ing original! And who's gonna give me a loan, jackhole, you?! Y-you got an ATM on that torso Lite-Brite?! Now get your seven-foot-two asthmatic ass back here or I'm gonna tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about "Padamamay" or "Panda Bear" or whatever the hell her name is! Oh geez, he's crying! Ha, ha...hey, hey, hey, hey, c'mon. C'mon, don't do that. Just, just, look, ah, y'know, I'm dealing with a lot of crap right now. Eh, Death Star blown up by a bunch of [bleep]ing teenagers, y'know? I didn't mean to snap. [makes jacking off gesture] Oh, oh, j-just get back here. Okay, okay, bye. I-I-yeh-I...I love you too. [Note: Also appears on Robot Chicken: Star Wars]