JJerk
[as J.K. Rowling is going through trash, looking for food, Manchester, England 1989] J.K. Rowling.
JKJ.K. Rowling
Cor blimey! Are you an angel?
JJerk
I am from the future. In fifteen years time, you will be a best selling children's book author, whose net worth is more than one billion American dollars!
JKJ.K. Rowling
I had an idea about a boy wizard.
JJerk
No! Your books will be about uh-a magical raccoon with an afro. His name is Squiggles and he shoots pixie dust out of his bunghole!
JKJ.K Rowling
Thank you, I'll start right away!
JJerk
Haha [placard: "Dicks with Time Machines"]
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