Previously on Robot Chicken!
[Seth Green stands on a set not unlike "You Can't Do That on Television!"]
Please welcome our special guest tonight, Vice President of Adult Swim, Keith Crofford.
[The scene fades to Seth and Keith sitting on the orange couches]
I just wanted to say that y'all are doing a really good job on Robot Chicken.
That's great! So, when are we getting renewed for another season?
Uh, I don't know. [then showered with green slime. The studio audience laughs. Crofford stands up, wiping slime from his eyes] Ha ha ha ha. You're cancelled.
[Cut to the trial before the Adult Swim Governing Council. Seth Green, the Robot Chicken and the Mad Scientist are trapped by rotating rings like from Superman: The Movie and Superman II. Mike Lazzo appears before them in a spotlight]
Hi y'all, I'm Adult Swim president Mike Lazzo. The decision of the council is now fixin' to be heard.
Guilty!
Guilty.
Oh ho, you're so-o frickin' guilty.
[Seth, the Chicken and the Scientist are banished to the Phantom Zone. The Chicken is holding a sign reading "HOLY *@$#ING ASSCRACKERS!" Seth screams as the Phantom Zone plane spins through space. The Mad Scientist stands silently while looking very nervous]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [takes deep breaths] Aggghhh-!!!!!!! [then the flying saucer hits the plane, smashing it into shards and releasing the captives]
[Two aliens stand on board the flying saucer. Michael Jackson is frozen in carbonite behind them]
I think we hit something.
Dammit, dammit, dammit!
Aggghh!! [falls down onto his seat on the link set from You Can't Do That On Television] Ummff!
[now cleaned up from having been slimed in the earlier installment of "YCDTORT"] Hey Seth, what happened to you?"
I don't know. [gets green slimed as audience laughs]
[laughs as Seth wipes the slime out of his eyes] You're renewed.
[Seth, still covered in slime, looks into the camera and grins]
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