Ooh! Stix cereal! I gotta have some!
Silly rabbit, Stix are for kids!
Just give me a little!
He touched me inappropriately!
[Stix gets sent to jail. In Jail, Stix rabbit meets Cookie Criminal]
Couldn't lay off the sugar right?
[crying] But I can't help myself. My mother ate sugar when she was pregnant with me!
You wanna control the sugar? Stop using and start selling. Here, hook this guy up when you're out.
Rabbit, you're out.
Really? But its only been an hour!
You in Alabama foo', an hour's all you get for touchin' a child
[Cut to a scene where a Guide and Stix Rabbit are going around in the jungle]
Selling's a dangerous business rabbit! Had to kill the Fruit Brute, Yummy Mummy, even the Cinnamonkey!
I can handle it...with stuff!
Well, just follow my snout. It's never in doubt.
[whispers to Stix] A snout that big, it should know more than Einstein. Heh! Heh!
KILL THAT MOTHER[bleep]!
[All the refugees around Toucan Sam shoot the guide rapidly. We then see a few chiefs made Sugar]
[referring to the cocaine] Wow! Do you have any idea how rich am I going to be selling this cocaine...SUGAR! [realized and telling the audience] I meant to say 'SUGAR'! Okay! [long pause] There!
[After Stix the rabbit uses sugar to get money wee see children eats suger instead for chocolate, Buzz Bee is used as leverantor. The Stix Rabbit and the Leprechaun are sitting naked in the spa]
I tell ya, the bleeding boys were followin' me around, and one little brasser says, "We're after your charms." And so I said, "Forget about me blue diamonds, and worry about me blue balls, ya whore!" Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha. Oh, yeah. I never have any idea what you're saying.
[Stix Rabbit's assistant steps into the scene]
[whispering in Rabbit's ear] Bad news, boss: the Rice Boys are talking to the cops.
[standing up with his censored tube out] Men are always talking!
[Scene cuts to the Rice Boys sitting down and talking to the police officer in a dark room]
Okay, okay, I'll crack!
I'll crinkle!
I'll plop!
The Stix Rabbit made us sell the stuff!
Uh...we only brought you in 'cuz someone turned in your wallet.
[Officer holds up wallet. All the Rice Boys look nervous]
Heh...Must-Must've lost it.
[Scene Cuts to Tony the Tiger and Capitan Crunch shooting the police]
Use the hollow-point bullets. They're G-r-r-r-roovy!
Their bones will stay crunchy even when it's soaked in blood! Ha ha!
[Then the cops first kill the two assistants, then Captain Crunch, Then the police kill Tony the Tiger, who is falling down]
Don´t Shoot! I give up!
He is giving up! Shoot him!
[Policemen start shooting on him, and Stix Rabbit is soon in heaven]
[sees a Box of Stix Cereal] Yes! Finally!
[appears] Silly rabbit, Stix are for kids!
Noooooooooo!
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