VVelma
Now let's see who you really are. [unmaskes Jason] Old Man Phillips?! But why?
PPhillips
Spanish doubloons in that lake! Thousands as far as the eye can see! It would have been all mine, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
VVelma
A-a bunch of coins?! My friends are all dead! They're dead, and I'm still a virgin! A virgin!!
PPhillips
Y'know...we can fix that.
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