“The virgin always lives the longest in these...” – Velma, Robot Chicken ... TV Quotes Database

VVelma

The virgin always lives the longest in these horror movies. Gosh, my life sucks!

DKDon Knotts

You think your life sucks? One of my apartment tenants might be a flaming homo! [audience laughs] And that ain't all-somebody killed me! [falls down dead with a knife in his back]

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