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Robot Chicken · Season 1, Episode 15

Fred and Phyllis Diller in “Unfinished Business”

Fred

I suggest we split up. Shaggy and Scooby, you check the campground. Velma, you check the woods. Daphne and I will check out the bunkhouse and have some of that nice mating until you get back.

PDPhyllis Diller

Mate? You? With her? But with that dickey, you couldn't even bag an old bag like me! [laughs]

Fred

[slaps her] It's an ascot, you old whore! An ascot!

PDPhyllis Diller

[punches Fred] Well, your "ascot" laid out by this old whore, dickey.

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