Homer Simpson and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon are at the Kwik-E-Mart]
Morning Apu! One order of Freedom Fries, please.
Oh, for the love of my heathen God! They're called french fries, you fat, stupid American!
[Suddenly, officers of the Department of Homeland Security barge through the door holding rifles]
Department Of Homeland Security, don't move!
But...
[The Department Of Homeland Security officer knocks Apu down with the butt of his rifle and all the officers point their guns at Apu; scene changes to The Simpsons family at a barbeque]
Happy birthday, America!
Mmm, I hope Apu has learned his lesson.
[Scene then changes to a naked Apu chained to the neck by Lynndie England in a detention prison]
I am so sorry I ever dared question the wisdom and strength of the United States of America.
Damn straight! Yee-haw!
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