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S1 E15

Robot Chicken · Season 1, Episode 15

Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise in “Unfinished Business”

[Outtakes with Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise during the same sketch]

BRBurt Reynolds

I'm in awe of headless Ponch. He's very attractive. [take] Headless pouch.

[Take]

DDDom DeLuise

Headless pouch. Ponch. Ponch. Ponch. Go.

[Take]

BRBurt Reynolds

Headless stick. Ha ha ha!

[Take]

DDDom DeLuise

Excuse me. I just farted in a very musical tone. [making babbling noise]

BRBurt Reynolds

[smacks Dom] Shut up!

DDDom DeLuise

Ruff!

[Take]

BRBurt Reynolds

I like being an American. I like ev-ery-thing ABOUT...being Burt. Being Burt, being Burt, being Burt. Gosh, it's good.

[Take; Dom burps; take]

DDDom DeLuise

I want to show you something that I'm very proud of...and it's gonna scare the living [bleep] out of you. Ha ha ha! You will have to step back just a few feet. [take] Print. Pfft. Lunch.

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