You missed all the fun, Gisborne. [indicating Marian] Your leper friend tried to kill me.
[to Allan] Did you know about this?
I didn't know anything.
Why would he know anything about this?
She knocked him out and took his sword.
What?
Well, I wasn't expecting it, was I? Or it wouldn't have happened. Yeah, she's good. But I'm better, though.
[Marian winces, knowing Allan has made a mistake. The Sheriff approaches Allan, who realises his mistake]
"She's good, but I'm better." That means you knew she was capable of this. [to Gisborne] You knew, too, didn’t you?
My lord, please, I can explain.
[angrily] Well, you better had explain! Because she just made an attempt on my life!
[hesitantly] I recently discovered that Marian... was the Nightwatchman.
[Deadly silence]
... What?! ... AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!?!
I believed Marian's days as the Nightwatchman were over! I believed I had dealt with it--
BY TRICKING ME?!?! BY FAKING HER ESCAPE?!?! Who was it who ran away?
[Gisborne turns away; the Sheriff looks at Allan]
Look, I was just following orders, all right?
Yeah, I gave the orders.
WHY?!?!
Because I thought Marian’s charitable instincts were misguided. I did not think they merited hanging!
[sarcastic] Oh, how very noble of you, dear boy! Although I can't help thinking that maybe you wanted a little something in return! Huh?! A display of gratitude?! [pats Marian on the shoulder] The Nightwatchman! I'm impressed!
Get off me.
GUARDS!!! [guards enter] PACK A TRUNK FOR LADY MARIAN!!! [the Guards leave] She's coming with us!
To the Holy Land?
Oh yes.
[Marian looks up]
[Whispering] Oh. Oh, look. The look. Hmm? So eloquent. [imitating Marian] "Oh, Guy! What's going to happen?" Well we just don't know, do we, missy?
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