Morty and Evil Morty in “Unfinished Business”

What the fuck are you doing here? Are you gonna replace me?

Not sure what you're talking about?

Uh-huh, homewrecker!

You see this? All this messy... whatever this is? It's weakness.

Fuck you.

Ha! You know what? Maybe I will steal your grandpa. But not because I love him... Because you do. Here we go! Two kinds of milkshakes for the two kinds of Mortys -- the one who does whatever he wants and the one who sucks my grandpa's dick. You know what? I'll drink both milkshakes.