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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Orange Guardian, Blue Guardian and others in “Unfinished Business”

OGOrange Guardian

Halt, unidentified adventurers!

BGBlue Guardian

We are the guardians of this sanctuary! One of us tells only truths. The other only lies.

RRick

You ever fuck this guy's wife?

BGBlue Guardian

Yes. Well, how about that, he guessed right...

OGOrange Guardian

[lifting his axe] I forgive you!

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