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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Principal Vagina and Morty in “Unfinished Business”

PVPrincipal Vagina

I... think I understand. "Up to something," "lives on the moon." Okay, I'll talk to him.

[He goes outside to confront Mr. Lunas in the parking lot, they argue, and Vagina punches Lunas and forces him to drive away]

MMorty

What did he say?

PVPrincipal Vagina

Denied the moon stuff, but that's what pedophiles do. They deny, it's their bread and butter.

MMorty

[shocked] "Pedophile"?!

PVPrincipal Vagina

You don't think so? I thought the moon thing might have been code.

MMorty

No, he's literally from the moon!

PVPrincipal Vagina

Well, you saw him react. Moon or not, that dude likes 'em young.

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