That uncle you knew when you were little? Not dead. I just, I can't be him right now. Because I'm gonna have to kill Monroe. I've to walk to Philly and kill my best friend.
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S1 E5Soul Train
Come on! Who's next? Danny boy? You're up.
No. No thanks.
Come on. The rest of these bootlicks are too afraid to hit hard. But I know how you feel about me.
I'm not gonna fight you.
[punches Danny in the face]
You gotta toughen up, son.
Shut up, already.
What did you say to me?
I'm sick of it. I'm sick of your weird speeches, your mind games. Whatever you're trying to do, it's not working.
I would be very, very careful if I were you.
Or what? Are you gonna hit me again? Does that make you feel tough beating up an 18-year-old kid? What's that say about you?
RRachel
[about Danny] He's hurt. What did they do to him?
From now on, no one will touch him, Rachel. You can see him anytime you want.
RRachel
As long as I tell you whatever you want?
Well, if I help you, then you help me. Rachel, for the last time, what was Ben working on?
RRachel
We were both working on it. We worked together. I don't have all the specs. But if you want to turn the power back on, it starts with these pendants. There are 12 of them.
S1 E6Sex and Drugs
Would you like to hear the best advice I ever got? You need the right tool for the right job. I learned that from my father. He was a butcher by trade. And he didn't use any of those fancy bolt guns or electric saws they had before the blackout. No, he was an artiste. He'd slice a carcass from stem to stern in one swing, and then he'd go about carving through the muscle and the bone like brushstrokes on a canvas. It was something to see.
You're the one always telling me to toughen up. You're right. The world's not a bunch of pretty postcards.
Aaron, what the hell did Miles get us into?
Kind of a long story.
[Drexel hands over two guns]
Forget it. We are not doing this.
DDrexel
Come on, it's just fun and games. This game is about survival. Whoever shoots the other one first and kills them, wins. And the winner stays alive. I promise. Or you could refuse to play and I will shoot you both. Your call.
DDrexel
Now, don't get any funny ideas about shooting me, 'cause this baby is armored. Ready? On three. One...
I'm not gonna shoot you.
DDrexel
Two...
But I want you to shoot me.
What?
DDrexel
Three!
Go ahead and shoot.
You're crazy.
DDrexel
Come on!
Miles and Charlie need you. Nobody needs me. I can't help anyone. You can help get Danny. Please... Nora... Or he'll kill us both.
S1 E7The Children's Crusade
We're sitting in a cage and you're acting like nothing's wrong.
RRachel
We have food. We have beds. It could get worse. A lot worse.
[Coming across a bunch of orphaned children who have survived on their own]
Awesome. It's like a pack of hairless Ewoks.
What's up with Miles?
What do you mean?
I mean the guy has raised dickishness to an art form and suddenly he's down to rescue some strange kid. That doesn't surprise you?
[to Charlie] It's irritating when a dumb kid tells you what to do, isn't it!
S1 E8Ties That Bind
Corporal.
I'm a Sergeant now.
Well, let's be honest, you're a sociopath, is what you are. Before the blackout, you were locked in a rubber room.
Did you ever consider that maybe society was sick, not me?
[with all his snarky panache] No. I never considered that.
What do you think will happen if Monroe figures out that necklace?
I don't know. He'll turn the lights on and buy the world a Coke?
[handing over the pendant] With my compliments, sir.
Thank you for your loyalty. I'll make sure you're properly rewarded.
Thank you sir.
So much fuss for such a little thing.
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