Aaron Pittman quotes from Revolution

Aaron

Great. They're having a sale on heroin.

Aaron

Awesome. It's like a pack of hairless Ewoks.

Aaron Pittman

Yeah. I used to work at this place called Google.

Charlie

That was a computer thing, right?

Aaron Pittman

Now... it's nothing. $80 million in the bank, and I would trade it all right now for a roll of Charmin.

Morning, Aaron.

Aaron

Hey, Ben.

You look terrible.

Aaron

I was up all night. Had a menage-a-raccoon in my backyard.

Nora

Aaron, what the hell did Miles get us into?

Aaron

Kind of a long story.

Aaron

Forget it. We are not doing this.

Come on, it's just fun and games. This game is about survival. Whoever shoots the other one first and kills them, wins. And the winner stays alive. I promise. Or you could refuse to play and I will shoot you both. Your call.

Now, don't get any funny ideas about shooting me, 'cause this baby is armored. Ready? On three. One...

Aaron

I'm not gonna shoot you.

Two...

Aaron

But I want you to shoot me.

Nora

What?

Three!

Aaron

Go ahead and shoot.

Nora

You're crazy.

Come on!

Aaron

Miles and Charlie need you. Nobody needs me. I can't help anyone. You can help get Danny. Please... Nora... Or he'll kill us both.

Aaron

What's up with Miles?

Nora

What do you mean?

Aaron

I mean the guy has raised dickishness to an art form and suddenly he's down to rescue some strange kid. That doesn't surprise you?

Miles

What do you think will happen if Monroe figures out that necklace?

Aaron

I don't know. He'll turn the lights on and buy the world a Coke?

Nora

You have any idea what's on the other side of that door?

Miles

We're probably walking straight into a militia ambush.

Aaron

Well, that will be par for the course at least.

Miles

Are you ready to do this?

Charlie

Are you?

Miles

Not really. But, what the hell, huh?