Nolan Ross quotes from Revenge

Nolan

Don't do anything revenge-y until I get there.

Nolan

Hey Nolan, this one time at revenge camp, I met this fellow avenger and guess where he's going to be summering?

Nolan

[approaching Emily and Aiden] Sacrificial lamb, reporting for the slaughter. I wasn't expecting an actual firing squad.

Nolan

Okay, Ems. I can't say you didn't warn me about that tricky little bastard. God, Danny boy really learned how to play dirty.

Nolan

Unpleasant? Pshaw. Isn't it every man's dream to give over 49 percent of his company to a hostile conglomerate?

Nolan

Well bros before hos only works if he's not still in love with the ho, bro.

Nolan

I have to know... How did you do it? How'd you get your hands on a sex tape?

Emily

I bought the building that his mistress lives in. As part of the renovations, I had cameras installed.

Nolan

Uh... wow. That's commitment.

Nolan

What are frick and frack doing here?

Jack

Getting loaded.

Nolan

And laid by the look of it.

Nolan

I smell the distinct aroma of retribution in the air.

Tyler

I'm pretty sure the ball was out.

Emily

I'm pretty sure you're lying.

Nolan

What's my little girl with the infinity tattoo up to today?

Emily

Suddenly she's thinking of filing a restraining order.

Nolan

Well, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black.

Nolan

[showing Emily the video of Frank's attempted murder of Lydia] That thud you hear... is the sound of Lydia hitting the roof of the taxi five stories down.

Emily

I can't believe she survived.

Nolan

I can't believe I survived.

[on the video] Victoria, it's Frank. I have some bad news to report. Lydia Davis just jumped off her balcony. Call me when you get this.

Nolan

You know, if I'd shown up one minute earlier, that psychopath would've caught me.

Emily

Yeah, but he didn't. And you made it out with the list and the video camera.

Nolan

[handing Emily the photograph Lydia was going to use to expose her] And this.

Emily

We got lucky.

Nolan

You might want to revisit your definition of "lucky" in the dictionary. Lydia might die because of us.

Emily

If Lydia dies, it's because she sold her soul to the Graysons. This wasn't supposed to happen. I didn't set any of this in motion, they did.

Nolan

Fine. Let's say she survives. Wakes up tomorrow remembering only one thing: this picture. Eventually, someone's gonna find you out.

Emily

Not if they believe it's all been Frank. As far as the Graysons know... Lydia attempted suicide. When they see this video, they'll know that Frank lied to them.

Nolan

Let's send a copy to the police.

Emily

No police. Frank dug his own grave. All we need is for Victoria and Conrad to bury him in it.

Emily

Tyler never showed up for dinner. I'm impressed. How'd you do it?

Nolan

Well, I can't take all the credit. I took a page from the angel of revenge herself. Dug up some dirt, used it for leverage.

Emily

What's the dirt?

Nolan

Suffice it to say our boy is a bit of a con man. What he doesn't know is you can't con a con.

Emily

This wasn’t part of the plan.

Nolan

Neither was aiding and abetting your evil twin.

Emily

I googled friendship on the interwebs. Apparently, when you have a fight with a friend, you're supposed to apologize.

Nolan

Word of advice. Leave the joke cracking to me. You suck at it.

Emily

This seat taken?

Nolan

It's a free beach.

Emily

Amanda's gone.

Nolan

Yeah, well, kudos to you. Looks like the ends finally justify the means, or should I say meanness.

Emily

Are you finished?

Nolan

I don't know. Are you?

Emily

I'll never be finished. But after what happened to Jack I think it's clear I need to minimize the fallout from what I'm doing. I think it's a good time to press pause on all of this.

Nolan

And do what?

Emily

Regroup. Maybe there's a better way to level Victoria than by marrying her son.

Nolan

And what do you plan to do with Daniel?

Emily

I'm gonna give him his ring back. Tell him that I need to give marrying into his family some more thought. That's actually kind of true.

Nolan

For once. [puts his arm around her] Baby steps.

Emily

Don't do that. [he takes his arm back]