Terry: Hey, guys!
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Hey.
Terry: What's goin' down?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Well, I'll tell ya what's goin' down, Terry: you know that they've installed a camera right here at this red light here.
Terry: Oh my God!
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Yeah, and it takes a picture whenever someone runs a red light.
Terry: Oh wow, that's awesome, it's like the future is here.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: It is awesome.
Deputy Travis Junior: So you know why we're here?
Terry: Why, was there a fire?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: You've been chargin' three bucks, you run up when the car is at a red light, and you give a HJ during the red light.
Terry: Oh my God, that sounds, that's not something that I would ever do.
Deputy Travis Junior: Except we've got about...
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: We got about 38 photos of you and that's only last night.
Terry: Well, I can see how you would think that, but I sell... oranges.
Deputy Travis Junior: You sell oranges?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: You sell oranges?
Terry: Mmhm!
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: I'll take some.
Deputy Travis Junior: Yeah, I'd like some too.
Terry: I've sold out, I've sold out of my oranges...I run out and people are like beep beep, I go OK, and say you're driving and I just put it in their lap.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Well...
Deputy Junior: I don't know about that.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Come on, Terry.
Terry: I can't, I have to call my girlfriend... listen I don't even know what you're talking about.
Begins tugging Terry away on his roller skates
Deputy Travis Junior: We're talking about you giving hand jobs at three bucks a pop at this red light up here, that's what we're talking about.
Terry: OK, OK, a hand job is still a job, OK?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Come on, easy does it, Xanadu it right into the car.
Terry: You Xana-Don't it!
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Did he just say "Xana-Don't it?"
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