A character in Ren & Stimpy "Adult Party Cartoon"
Pals like to punch each other, right? [Stimpy nods and Ren shakes his head; the Fire Chief lets his stomach out onto the table, knocking their plates to the floor with a crash] Go ahead Eddie, give it your best shot!
[The fire chief wakes up in the middle of the night.]
[screams; panicking] Circus midgets! They're everywhere! Pull 'em off me, daddy! I can't stand 'em! They're crawlin' on me! They're eatin' me alive! Aah, aah! Pull 'em off me!
I love you guys. You're fired.
How many partners are there that are best friends, too? Right, partner?
[The fire chief is reminded of his older partners, and becomes emotional.]
[yelling] Screw you, Charlie! Screw you, Lucy! [sadly] Do you love me, Tommy? Tommy, do you love me?
He loves you. Tommy loves you, Chief.
SHUT UP! I wanna hear it from Tommy's lips.
[Ren speaks in a strained voice as Stimpy moves his lips.]
I... love... you...
Good!
[The fire chief is unable to flush his poop down the toilet.]
Yikes! Hey, fellas, get rid of this thing! My date's gonna be here any minute!
Yes, sir! I'm on that.
[Stimpy starts plunging the toilet. The fire chief hears his date's car outside.]
Cripes, she's here!
[Stimpy plunges the toilet faster.]
Get rid of it quick, Eddie! You don't want to make me look bad in front of my date, do ya?!
[The fire chief hears the elevator coming up.]
Kill it! She's gettin' outta the elevator! Take care of it, Eddie, hurry up!
[Stimpy tries to plunge the toilet even harder. The fire chief hears the doorbell and panics.]
She's here! She's at the door! FLUSH IT, FLUSH IT! FLUSH IT, YOU IDIOT!
[Stimpy throws the plunger away and tries to flush the toilet, but it doesn't work either.]
I can't! It doesn't wanna go!
Smash it down, asshole!
[Stimpy falls from the chain and falls flat on the toilet.]
DO SOMETHING, DO SOMETHING, DO SOMETHING!!! SMASH IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!
[The fire chief frantically growls at Stimpy as he tries other methods to get rid of the poop, but it's no use. Just then, the chief's date knocks at the door and rings the doorbell, making him even more frantic.]
Get rid of it now, or I'll cut you down to 10 percent!
[Ren is horrified upon hearing this. The chief's date knocks on the door again.]
5 PERCENT!
[Ren starts panicking. The chief's date continues ringing the doorbell.]
2 PERCENT!!!
[screams at Stimpy] Do something, you eediot, or we'll lose everything!
[Having no other choice, Stimpy pulls the poop out of the toilet with his hands.]
Stimpy, how big is that thing?!
It's bigger than a baby, Ren!
[Stimpy runs off with the poop.]
Atta boy, Tommy, go! Not the front door, you idiot! Use the fire escape! Go, go, go, go, go!
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