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Dr. Hildegarde Lanstrom, Rimmer and others in “Quarantine”

HLDr. Hildegarde Lanstrom

(over radio) Hello, my name is Doctor Hildegarde Lanstrom and I'm quite, quite mad.

Rimmer

(jokingly) Are you really? How absolutely splendid.

HLDr. Hildegarde Lanstrom

I have a riddle for you. What's dead, and dead, and dead all over?

Rimmer

Give in Doctor Fruitloop, do tell me.

LDr. Lanstrom

(Sing-song voice) Yoooooooooooooooooooou! (The console explodes)

Rimmer

Well we know what to get you for Christmas: a double lobotomy and ten rolls of rubber wallpaper.

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