Gordon, Justin and others in “Unfinished Business”

I've never seen such a fucked up service in all my fucking life. Un-fucking-believable.

This was asked for well done, and this person is sending it back.

Well, let me just tell you something. You know, in terms of well done... [slices a piece of the steak, revealing it to be well done.] Look, we braised it. What is that?

That's well done.

That is well done, so [slams the steak down, voice cracking] STOP BRINGING ME SHIT!

What about this, Gordon?

That is well done!

What about this?

It's well done! Look at it, it's well done! We've braised it!

That looks pink to me.

That's gristle, you fucking idiot! What is that?

Gristle.

Look, look, it's white inside!

Thanks for telling.

Oh, my God! What a fucking muppet!