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Raising Hope · Season 1, Episode 15

Lucy's Victim in “Unfinished Business”

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She tried to choke me with a pair of shoelaces. She was screaming something about how I forgot her birthday. I chased her for a few blocks, but then she jumped into a van with some guy. Good luck, dude. Her birthday's May 12th. I'd buy a card now.

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