Michael
His 12-year-old juggling jazz-playing webmaster, what if he hates me?
Justin
Who?
Michael
David's son.
Brian
Fuck him, he's just a kid.
Michael
He's not just a kid! He's David's son! And you know what that means.
Justin [mockingly]: You're the wicked stepmother. Like in fairy tales!
Michael
Well, why don't you get your fairy tale back to work. Isn't there a toilet you need to spit shine?
Brian
Don't be so pathetic, Mikey. He's not gonna hate you.
Michael
What makes you so sure?
Brian
I'm crazy about you.
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