Brian
Don't tell me no one's ever had a Big O at the Big Q?
Michael
I wouldn't know.
Brian
Well, I would. First-hand. And I mean first-hand experience.
Michael
Are you saying...
Brian
Remember last Christmas when I came to pick you up and you were setting up for Santa's Workshop?
Michael
Not Santa. Don't tell me you fucked Santa!
Brian
Even I wouldn't do that. I'm not into fat. His elf!
Michael
You didn't.
Brian
What he lacked for in feet he made up for in inches.
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