Matt
I'm Matt.
Emmett
Course you are. You're always Matt, or Scott, or Todd, or some other wonderful one-syllable name.
Matt
I'd offer to buy you a drink, but something tells me you don't need another.
Emmett
Something tells me you might be right! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home; it's always nicer to vomit in your own toilet.
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