Brian and Justin in “[Episode 102]”

I just left a complete stranger in my apartment to come and talk to you so don't run away from me. We need to get something straight.

You don't do boyfriends.

Mikey's been talking to you.

You'll fuck anyone! He's ugly. You don't even know him. And I-- I really thought--

Justin. I've had you. What happened last night, it was for fun. You wanted me, and I wanted you. That's all it was.

A fuck?

Well, what did you think it was? Look, I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking. It's honest, it's efficient. You get in and out with the maximum of pleasure and minimum of bullshit. Love is something that straight people tell themselves they're in, so they can get laid. And then they end up hurting each other, because it was all based on lies to begin with. If that's what you want, then go find yourself a pretty little girl... and get married.

That's not what I want. I want you.

You can't have me. I'm too ol-- You're too young for me. You're 17, I'm 28.

Twenty-nine.

All right, 29. All the more reason. Now go do your homework. [Walks away]