Michael
We need a secret code word like "Shazam" so that if I get in a tight spot, you can come in and rescue me.
Brian
A tight spot. How about "butt-plug?"
Michael
"Butt-plug" might be a little hard to work into a conversation.
Brian
Because that's what you are pretending you're one of them.
Michael
I couldn't help it!
Brian
You could have told her the truth instead of acting like a scared little faggot. You should have just said, "I take it up the ass sweetheart, deal with it."
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