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S1 E15

QI · Season 1, Episode 15

Stephen Fry and Bill Bailey in “Unfinished Business”

[On posteriors]

If you had a colonoscopy, you know, 24 hours before you would have to take these unbelievably powerful, er...

Hallucinogenics?

[The audience and Stephen start laughing as Bill starts slouching in his chair and talking in a Texas accent.]

Wow, wowee, ah ha! Oh, I'm being taken by a space octopus!

[Bill's buzzer suddenly goes off without him touching it.]

I didn't even touch it!

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