[pointing at Stephen] I used to do that to him, actually, make sure that he couldn't get out while I was changing.
You did.
Yeah. It was very good fun.
She used to show me her breasts. [He rhymes the word with "beasts".]
This fantastic effect I used to have on him, 'cause I could make—I could do it now—I'm not going to, but I could—I could make him scream.
[small scream] No. No. Don't.
Not like that scream that we just heard, but a real, actual sort of scream of terror and fright, just by appearing nude at the top of his stairs. [Stephen shudders.] And doing what I like to do, which is locking all the doors at the bottom, so that when he tried to get out … [Stephen mimes pounding on locked doors] … as I came down the stairs, going, "Yes, baby, they're all yours!" By the end of which he was in a state of such extreme panic, and it's great to make someone very clever fall apart like that.
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