Prison Break quotes

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Judge: Given your lack of prior criminal conduct, I am inclined to a probation. However, the fact that you discharged a deadly weapon during the commission of the crime suggests malice to me. For that reason, I find it incumbent that you see the inside of a prison cell, Mr. Scofield.

Michael: [about warden's miniature of Taj Mahal] The Taj... it would be a shame for the eighth wonder of the modern world to collapse because the stress isn't properly propagated.
Pope: Properly propagated?
Michael: Properly propagated.

Judge: Rarely in a case of armed robbery do we hear a plea of no contest. Are you sure about this, Mr. Scofield?
Michael: I'm sure, Your Honor.

Abruzzi: [to Michael] Kudos, Fish. You've got spine.

Bellick: You a religious man, Scofield?
Michael: Never really thought about it.
Bellick: Good. Because the Ten Commandments don't mean a box of piss in here.

Inmate: You best speak with respect, Fish. Man kidnapped half a dozen boys and girls down in 'bama, raped and killed 'em all. Wasn't always in that order either.
Michael: Does T-Bag have a real name?
T-Bag: [walks up] That is my real name. [Michael gets up] No, no, no please, sit. So you're the one I've been hearing all the rave reviews about. Scofield! One thing's for sure, you're just as pretty as advertised. Prettier even.

Judge: The closest level one facility would be Fox River State Penitentiary. As for the term of your sentence, I'm setting it at five years. You'll be eligible for parole in half that time. Sentence to be carried out immediately.

Kellerman: You have a habit of answering a question with a question.
Bishop McMorrow: And you have a way of asking questions that beg more questions.

Abruzzi: Keep your friends close, your enemies closer..!

L.J.: I don't have a father.
Lisa: It wasn't an immaculate conception, honey, trust me.

Bellick: You're in the old man's back pocket, are you? I got news for you fish, he may run this place during the day, but I run it during the night.

Lincoln: You've seen the blueprints.
Michael: Better than that. [shows his tattoos] I've got 'em on me.

Lincoln: I'm not asking you to love me, I already screwed that chance up long ago. I'm asking you to love yourself. You still can put the break on this thing.
LJ: So, that's what fatherly advice is like? (LJ stands up)
Lincoln: (looking at LJ) Where are you going?
LJ: (to Lincoln) I got homework.
Lincoln: They're putting me to death, L.J. In a month's time I'll be dead. You get that?
LJ: You're already dead to me.

Bellick: There isn't any flying under my radar.
Michael: Good to know.

Lisa: [referring to Lincoln's son, LJ] I figured he could use some fatherly advice before he's...
Lincoln: Gone forever?
Lisa: I didn't mean that.
Lincoln: I know you didn't.