Fletch [explaining his advice for prisoners to Mackay]: One: Bide your time. [raises index finger] Two: Keep your nose clean. [raises middle finger] And three: don't let the bastards grind you down. [Mackay turns around in shock to see Fletcher still has two fingers up] Oh, sorry [raises third finger].
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