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S1 E6

Pistol · Season 1, Episode 6

John and Steve in “Who Killed Bambi?”

John

If he thinks I'm getting on a plane to Brazil, he can think the fuck again! [Opens door to Steve]

Steve

Hang on. Look, just... Things have gotten out of hand, but we're just... We're just... We're worn out. I mean, it was just... It was three weeks ago in Huddersfield, you was putting your face in a cream pie for a bunch of kids. You were brilliant. We were brilliant. I mean, we've got the...

John

I'll call you back.

Steve

We've got the number one album in the UK. Who would've thought that? Who would've thought a bunch a working class yobs would ever fucking pull that off?

John

Exactly! But Malcolm's insane! It's one thing after another. And now he wants us to go to Rio?

Steve

Yeah, it'll be fun. Why can't we just have a bit of fucking fun... every now and then?

John

Ronnie Biggs based a train driver, a decent, working man, and left him brain-damaged for life. There's nothing fun about it! Malcolm's gonna make us into fools. And where's the money? If Warner's are putting up 300 grand in the vain hope that one of us won't commit a crime, we must be worth a lot of money to someone. We don't even have bank accounts, Steve. And Christ only knows what was in those contracts we signed. Look at this rancid hotel.

Steve

Malcolm's put me in while you and Cookie are in five-star luxury. There was no rooms left at the Miyako 'cause you and Sid chose to stay on the bus!

John

"Chose to stay on the bus"? We didn't have a choice. That's another Malcolm swindle. Can't you see? He's trying to turn us against each other.

Steve

Why would he do that?

John

Control! Divide and conquer. The Pistols have so much more to do, Steve. But it has to be without Malcolm. You need to choose. He goes... or I go.

Steve

I need to think about it.

John

Think fast. If Malcolm's not gone by tomorrow, tonight will be our last show. Ever.

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