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Sir Guinea Pig, the Brave Explorer, had discovered a new land, by day, beautiful and lovely, but then, night fell.
Uh-oh, dark! Excuse me.
[Pinky turns on the light with a light switch.]
Sir Guinea Pig, the Brave, looked... a little nervous.
Oh, look at the time. Methinks I'll go and be brave under my bed.
With the dark, dark, darkness, Brave Sir Guinea Pig became... (trumpet fanfare) reluctant.
Hey, Pinky.
What is it, Tyler?
Do you ever feel Grouchy?
Sometimes like if I whack my big toe or can't get a puzzle piece to fit.
There's a new kid at my school. His name is Johnny Gelatinhead. And he's not in a good mood, He's not very nice either. He's really.. (trumpet fanfare) grumpy.
Tyler, what are you doing?
I'm Getting Ready to flush out Johnny's Favorite Cap.
Tyler, You can't do that.
Oh yeah, Why Not?
A: You'll Get in Trouble. B: You'll Stop up the toilet and then Get in trouble. And C: You need to treat others the way you want to treated. And not get into trouble.
But, Pinky, He called my super space socks stinky in front of the whole class. Everyone was looking at me.
Sounds like you were (trumpet fanfare) mortified.
I know that word. That means when I'm feeling really embarrassed because of what Johnny said.
At lunchtime, while Nicholas Biscuit was telling jokes...
A duck, he quacks me up! That's not my monkey! What's black and white and red all over? A zebra with a diaper rash.
The jokes were so funny that Pinky started laughing really hard.
A zebra with a diaper rash!
And then it happened. Daffinee got a whiff of Pinky's breath.
Whew, someone's breath smells like an old garbage truck.
Is that what that is?
Wow, I thought a skunk got in the school.
Pinky suddenly realized that it was her bad breath, but hoped that no one knew.
It turns out there was lots of rules at the Horn & Antler Club. Rule Number 1...
Woah!
Was you had to wear Horns & Antlers. As Pinky walked through the room, She saw 3 animal heads on the wall, A Bongo, A Rhinoceros, And an Elephant.
Huh?
All those grownups clicking their antlers together looked so, so-- Oh, What's that Word?
Wait a Minute, Pinky. I know, Pinky. All those grownups really.. (trumpet fanfare) ridiculous. That's when something is really, really silly
That's right, Tyler. They'd looked.. (trumpet fanfare) ridiculous.
You may come out when you've stopped laughing
What's Up, Little Froggy?
My Class is Doing a Play about Frogs
Great! How's it Going?
Not Great.
How Come?
Pinky, it's a Big Mess Because no one is working together. I don't sound like a froggy, Jackson's Hogging all the flies, And Lulu Just sits on her lily pad like a Lump.
Hmm. Sounds like you three need to (trumpet fanfare) collaborate.
I know. That means We need to work together like a team.
Time out. I wonder what's making that noise? I think it's coming from the Museum Really old Stuff. Come on, let's go.
Sounds kind of Weird. Wait a Minute, Pinky. What are they gonna do, Pinky?
I don't know, I Gotta make it up. Oh, I know! They were going to the Museum to look for clues.
You mean they're gonna.. (trumpet fanfare with bubbles) investigate.
Hey, Tyler, How's the Moo-Moo Miggy Mobile Coming Along?
Not so good, Pinky. There are so many pieces and I can't figure out How to put them back together.
Hmm. You could ask Dad, he's an... (trumpet fanfare) expert at putting together model cars.
Hey, I know what.. (trumpet fanfare) expert means. That's a person who's really, really good at something.
Hey, Tyler. Are you ready for your last Soccer Game of the year?
Yep.
Are you excited that Grandma Dinky Doo is coming to watch you play?
Yep.
I like when Grandma Comes to see us.
Yep.
Even though it's a-- Hmm, What's that word that means a really long trip?
Yep. I know. I think the word is (trumpet fanfare) Journey.
Then they went back to Daffinee's house to tell Mr. and Mrs. Toilette the bad news: There was no one to take Jinkins to Butlervia.
Not to worry, everyone. It was kind of you to try but… I just can't make the- (trumpet fanfare) journey.
But Jinkins was still so sad! So Pinky knew that it was time to think big.
Pinky decided to dance it was fun.
Miss Pinky dear, I'm so glad to come to our... (trumpet fanfare) celebration.
Hey, Pinky!
What, Tyler?
Celebration. That's a big happy party for somebody special.
That's Right, Little Brother.
I can't find it. Hey, Tyler, You're wearing my favorite hat.
My head was cold.
Mr. Guinea Pig, What are you doing?
He's watering me to keep me grow. Mom waters the plant to make them grow tall, So Why not me?
Is it working?
No, I'm just getting wet. Pinky, I'm sick of getting small, I wanna be really, really big. I wanna be.. (trumpet fanfare) gargantuan. That means Super-Duper Big and tall.
I'll get it. Hmm... What should we eat? Wow! How about a chocolate covered canoe? Nah, too canoe-y. How about this dancing duck?
♪ I'm a quack quack here, I'm a quack quack there, I'm a duck, quack quack ♪
Nah, too upstage-y. Hey! How about some frosted brainiac flakes? Perfect.
It was a good thing Pinky ate a good breakfast, because by afternoon, she was playing basketball at Hoopty-Doop Stadium. And by evening, she was so gigantic, she picked apples from the treetops in Smack Dab Park. Yep, Pinky was thrilled to be tall, and getting taller every minute. Pinky was growing so fast, the Get Tall O'Meter started to shimmy and shake.
Hey, Mr. Guinea Pig.
Hello!
That's a great plan! I'm just hope I'm tall enough.
Tyler zip-zam-zoomed to the bedroom, where the Get Tall O'Meter was still going kerplooey.
I'm supposed to pull that lever, but it's pretty high. [grunting] Hey, I'm just the right side.
Whoa, I think I'm getting smaller. I think I'm shrinking.
I saw Pinky on her way down, but where'd she go?
Yoo-hoo! Looking for me?
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