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Mr. Guinea Pig quotes from Pinky Dinky Doo

Voiced by Juan Van Michaelangelo · 22 quotes · page 1 of 2

Mr. Guinea Pig

Voiced by Juan Van Michaelangelo

Pinky Dinky Doo · 132 quotes

3rd most-quoted character in Pinky Dinky Doo: in 22 of its 132 quotes
Most scenes with: Pinky Dinky Doo (20), Tyler Dinky Doo (13)

Lines by Mr. Guinea Pig 1

Scenes with Mr. Guinea Pig 21

Hey, Mr. Guinea Pig.

Mr. Guinea Pig

Hello!

That's a great plan! I'm just hope I'm tall enough.

Tyler zip-zam-zoomed to the bedroom, where the Get Tall O'Meter was still going kerplooey.

I'm supposed to pull that lever, but it's pretty high. [grunting] Hey, I'm just the right side.

Whoa, I think I'm getting smaller. I think I'm shrinking.

I saw Pinky on her way down, but where'd she go?

Yoo-hoo! Looking for me?

Great story. I was just the right size to reach the lever and fix The Get-Tall-O'Meter.

Yeah, way to go, little brother.

You never know when being small could solve a... (trumpet fanfare) gargantuan problem. Sounds like game time.

Say "Cheese, please".

PTPinky, Tyler, & Mr. Guinea Pig

[together] Cheese, please.

Hmm, what a... (fanfare) commotion.

Mr. Guinea Pig

Make it Stop!

Looks like it's time for me to Think Big!

Mr. Guinea Pig

Stand back, Everybody, Pinky's gonna Think Big!

♪ If I have a problem, don't know which way to go, ♪ ♪ I think and think and think and think, and suddenly I know! ♪

BCBoy Cloud and Girl Cloud

Come on, Pink, think!

And then it Happened, Pinky had a big idea.

Whee!

CMCloud Moose

My cheese sandwich.

Sorry.

Pinky Dinky Doo knew just what to do.

Mr. Guinea Pig

Well. Hello there, Pinky. Pink Lemonade?

Thanks.

Mr. Guinea Pig

What's wrong? Is Lane still bothering you?

Not anymore. She can't even see me.

Mr. Guinea Pig

I know how that feels. So, what's the problem.

Well, I have great friends like Nicholas and Daffinee, but now I'm so teeny, they can't see me.

Mr. Guinea Pig

Sounds like being small fixes some problems, but makes new problems, too.

Yeah, what am I gonna do?

Mr. Guinea Pig

Stand back Pinky, it Looks like it's time for me to think big!

Then Mr. Guinea Pig Started to think, usually they have normal Guinea pig's size brains But when you need it to think big!

Mr. Guinea Pig

♪ If I have a problem, don't know which way to go, ♪ ♪ I think and think and think and think, and suddenly I know! ♪

Come on, pig, Think!

And then it happened, Mr. Guinea Pig had a big idea.

Mr. Guinea Pig

Whee!

Mr. Guinea Pig knew just what to do.

Mr. Guinea Pig

Being a guinea pig-size works for me, but you need to be regular size, Pinky, so you can enjoy your friends.

Captain Doo's log... our mission: To boldly go explore and be home for dinner.

Where are we headed today, Captain Doo?

Let's see... (pulls out a map for outer-space.) Space Command has discovered a new planet and we're going to check it out. (gives the map to Mr. Guinea Pig.) Take us to these coordinates, Mr. Guinea Pig.

Mr. Guinea Pig

Aye captain! (looks at the map.) This looks easy.

(W.I.P)

Now that's something you don't see everyday.

The planet looks like a frowny face!

LDLieutenant Daffinee

Well, why would we want to go there?

MBMajor Biscuit

It looks sad.

S10 E1 Pinky and the Super Spaghetti Knot
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GPMr. Guinea Pig, the Game Show Host

All right. Daffinee, Pinky, and Bobby... Uh-oh! It looks like we need to clear some of this popcorn out of the way! But how should we do it?

Should we use a giant vacuum to suck it all up?

GPMr. Guinea Pig, the Game Show Host

Nah, too vacummy.

Should we pour caramel over it and make it into a giant popcorn ball?

GPMr. Guinea Pig, the Game Show Host

Nah, too sticky.

GPMr. Guinea Pig, the Game Show Host

As I was saying, it's time for the final question. Pinky, if you get this question right, you'll win! What is the main ingredient in corn patties in corny sauce with a side of corn?

But Pinky was too nervous. This was just too much... (trumpet fanfare) suspense. She couldn't think of the right answer. Pinky Dinky Doo knew it was time to think big.

GPMr. Guinea Pig, the Game Show Host

Stand back, studio audience! Pinky's gonna think big!

♪ If I have a problem, don't know which way to go, ♪ ♪ I think and think and think and think, and suddenly I know! ♪

More crumbs?

Mr. Guinea Pig

No, fuzz, and it's yellow, and it smells like cheese.

So, our... (trumpet fanfare) culprit must be a fuzzy yellow...

Mr. Guinea Pig

Whistler.

A-ha.

Listen, there it is again.

Pinky and her friends waved goodbye to Pappy Pepperoni and took off after the fuzzy yellow whistler. They ran super fast to the park, until they saw Boomer still did looking really sad.

S15 E1 The Great Big Cheese Chase
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So, Mr. Guinea Pig hit the start button on the duplicator...

VVoice

1 Pinky.

...but nothing seemed to happen. So he hit it again...

VVoice

2 Pinkies.

and again...

VVoice

3 Pinkies.

and again...

VVoice

4 Pinkies. 5 Pinkies. Many, many pinkies.

and still nothing, nothing, nothing.

Mr. Guinea Pig

How can I get a machine's blast?

So, Mr. Guinea Pig gave up. And as soon as he left, the duplicator began to pop out pinkies: lots and lots of pinkies. Each Pinky began doing chores. First, they did Pinky's homework, then they made Pinky's bed. But they were too many them, and they began to make a big mess.

Thank you, Pinky.

PCPinky Copy

You're welcome.

Thank you, Pinky.

PCPinky Copy

You're welcome.

Thank you, Pinky.

PCPinky Copy

You're welcome.

PCPinky Copies

You're welcome. [keeps saying "You're welcome" a million times]

Oh, my! That's a lot of pinkies!

Mr. Guinea Pig

Uh-oh. Quick, the duplicator made too many pinkies, and now there's in big trouble!

[Pinky becomes mad] What?! Oh, no!

Pinky!!!

What a mess! This will teach me to never... (trumpet fanfare) duplicate myself again!

Pinky, come quick!

Uh-oh.

But we don't know where to go.

Mr. Guinea Pig

Somebody do something!

Everyone, I think it's time for me to Think Big!

Go for it Pinky! Give her room! Come on, you can do it!

♪ If I have a problem, don't know which way to go, ♪ ♪ I think and think and think and think, and suddenly I know! ♪

AAll

Come on, Pink, Think!

Woah!

While Pinky floated around, she saw the hill of beans from another point of view.

Woo-hoo!

And then it happened, Pinky had a big idea.

Whoo-hoo! Woo! Woo-Woo-Woo!

Pinky Dinky Doo knew just what to do.

S18 E1 Guppy Training Day
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Wait, Don't give up. It's time to try something else, like Think Big!

OSOne Sock the Pirate

Shiver me timbers!

Look out, Pinky's gonna think big!

OSOne Sock the Pirate

Arr!

♪ If I have a problem, don't know which way to go, ♪ ♪ I think and think and think and think, and suddenly I know! ♪

TGTyler, Mr. Guinea Pig & One Sock the Pirate

Come on, Pink, Think!

And then it happened, Pinky had a big idea.

Whee!

OSOne Sock the Pirate

Arr! Now that me something you don't see everyday.

Pinky Dinky Doo knew just what to do.

S19 E1 Tyler's Lucky Sock
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Huh? Hello? Oh. Hey, Mr. Guinea Pig. How's your first sleepover going?

Mr. Guinea Pig

Great. Except for the Sleepover Part.

What is it Mr. Guinea Pig?

Mr. Guinea Pig

Go to sleep is the next thing on Harold's (trumpet fanfare) Agenda. and I can't go to sleep. I miss you and Tyler too much, What am I Gonna Do Pinky?

Hmm, Looks like it's time for me to Think Big!

Mr. Guinea Pig

Look out, Pinky's gonna Think Big!

♪ If I have a problem, don't know which way to go, ♪ ♪ I think and think and think and think, and suddenly I know! ♪

Mr. Guinea Pig

Come on, Pink, Think!

And then it happened, Pinky had a big idea.

Whee!

Pinky Dinky Doo knew just what to do.

I've thought of something that'll make you feel like you're home with Tyler and me, go to the window and listen.

S19 E2 Tyler's Best Sleepover Ever
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Looks like it's time for me to Think Big!

Mr. Guinea Pig

Look out, Pinky's gonna Think Big!

♪ If I have a problem, don't know which way to go, ♪ ♪ I think and think and think and think, and suddenly I know! ♪

Mr. Guinea Pig

Come on, Pink, Think!

And then it happened, Pinky had a big idea.

Whee! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Pinky Dinky Doo knew just what to do.

I'll send the babies to a really good ice cream school so they can learn how to do their jobs. Then, they'll know how to be (fanfare) professional.

What am I gonna do?

Hmm, sounds like it's time for me to Think Big!

Yes!

Mr. Guinea Pig

Hey, everyone, Pinky Dinky Doo's gonna Think Big!

♪ If I have a problem, don't know which way to go, ♪ ♪ I think and think and think and think, and suddenly I know! ♪

TGTyler, Mr. Guinea Pig

Come on, Pink, Think!

Whee! Woo-Hoo! Yeah!

And then it Happened, Pinky had a big idea. Pinky Dinky Doo knew just what to do.

You know what, I think you would be a little more... (fanfare) comfortable on the little guppies team.

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