Pinky quotes from Pinky and the Brain

Brain

Has it ever occurred to you, Pinklet, that your scarf is constricting the bloodflow to your head?

Pinky

Yes! And it keeps my neck all cozy-warm.

Brain

Luckily, I know the location of a veritable Fort Knox of honey, right here in Acme Woods!

Pinky

Oooh, a fort! FORT! Oh, can we play Cowboys and Indians?

Brain

No, but we can play Geniuses and Numbskulls.

Pinky

How do you play?

Brain

Like this! [hits Pinky with his stick]

Pinky

Troz! Who won?

Brain

As you know, people in today's body conscious society are obsessed with losing weight. My plan is to secretly replace all the artificial sweeteners in the world with real ones, thus rendering the world's population fat, slow moving, and completely toothless.

Pinky

You mean like the guests on Jerry Springer?

Brain

Exactly, Pinklet.

Pinky

Brain? Brain? Yoo-hoo! Where is he? Ah! He really should clean up after himself. Oh, well. [sweeps up the dust and walks over the trash can, humming a tune, and looks at himself in admiration] Zort! [chuckles cheekily and dumps the dust]

Brain

Pinky? Open the trash can. [Pinky does so] Thank you.

Pinky

Brain, that was amazing! How did you do it?

Brain

[grabs and pulls Pinky by the nose; annoyed] I was helped by a moronic blabbedy big word blah blah real big word something or other blah.

Pinky

[rubs his nose] Well, that was nice of him. You know, it's hard to find a friendly, um, what you said.

Brain

Not hard enough. [bashes Pinky with a pencil, making him fall over]

Pinky

All fall down. [laughs cheekily] Narf!

Brain

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky

Whoof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.

Brain

True!

Pinky

I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?

Brain

To my knowledge. Never!

Pinky

Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?

Brain

Next to nil.

Pinky

Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.

Brain

Therefore, you are pondering what I'm pondering.

Pinky

Poit! I guess I am!

Would you mind telling me who you are?!

Brain

As if you didn't know.

Right. As if I didn't know.

Pinky

Why, he's your guest of honor - the Brain!

Brain

I am the subject of this whole conference.

We're here to discuss the human brain.

Pinky

Egad! There's a human version of you? Scary!

Hey, and don't forget - Saturday morning's the big global Schmëerskāhøvênathon for world peace.

Brain

Schmëerskāhøvênathon? Pinky, do you know what this means?

Pinky

Another preemption for Brand Spanking Fresh and Shiny New Doug?

Pinky

Russia! I've heard of that place! Isn't it full of cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue?

Brain

The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism.

Pinky

What's free-market capitalism?

Brain

Erm... cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue.