[pinning down Perry with his boot] AHA! GOTCHA! [puts on Perry's fedora] My greatest hunt ever ENDS RIGHT HERE!
Stop what you're doing, McCracken! STEP AWAY FROM THE PLATYPUS!
Doofenshmirtz!
I like you to meet my ladies. [two old groundkeepers arrive at his side] Ruth and Esther!
[scoffs] Docents. [Ruth angrily points to a "Keep Off the Grass' sign which Liam is standing next to] Aw, not again! [throwing the fedora back to Perry] I'll be right be back! I know how to hand these ladies. [to the ladies] Uh... the sign must've been installed... I've never seen it before.
Nice try, Liam, but this is you third infraction as of many weeks! Hand over your membership card!
What?! Let's not get crazy now! [turns in his card]
All of your gardening privileges have been revoked for ten days! Esther will escort you off the grounds!
[Esther bring in a wheelchair for Liam to sit in]
But I can't leave. It's my natural habitat!
Your file says you're from Pittsburgh!
[speaking in an American accent] But it's not my fault! It's HIM! [points to Perry] It's the platypus you want!
[Ruth and Esther spot Perry, and Liam's wheelchair starts to roll down the hill, taking a screaming Liam with it]
Aw, how cute he is. What a handsome platypus.
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