Man, Doofenshmirtz and others in “Unfinished Business”

Excuse me, conductor? [Doofenshmirtz walks over] You know the train doesn't seem to be stopping at any of the scheduled stations.

Doofenshmirtz

Is that a fact? My apologies, straphanger. Wait, which one was your stop?

The next one.

Doofenshmirtz

Oh, don't be concerned, step right this way. [The Man and Doofenshmirtz are standing at a door] So, your wife cooking dinner tonight?

Oh, yes. We're having asparagus tips.

Doofenshmirtz

Asparagus tips, very classy. What's the entrée?

Nova Scotia salmon.

Doofenshmirtz

Mmm-mmm! Delish. Here's you station! [literally kicks man off the train] Say "hi" to your wife for me.

[tumbles across a field, through a playground, and into his house]

Well, someone's home early.

The conductor says "hi".