Teddie quotes from Persona 4: The Animation

Yosuke

What is it?! What's wrong?!

Yosuke

What is that?

Teddie

[getting over his shock; angrily] Geh—I'll ask you the same thing!

Chie

It-It can talk!

Teddie

Well, of course! I am a bear! I've lived here since bear-ever!

Yosuke

Wh-What's with this guy? It's beyond me!

Teddie

Keep your voices down, will ya? [starts to waves his arms rapidly] Now go on! Get out of here! Run along and hurry back to your den!

Yosuke

[after forcibly removing Teddie's head; jumps back in fright] Ah—! Wh—What the hell?!

Huh. There's nothing inside.

Yosuke

Oh, weird! How the heck does it work?

Teddie

Ah! [to Yu] Thanks a lot, nice guy!

Yosuke

[to Yu] Yo, dude, does anything rattle you?

?

Teddie

So, who's the grizzly who threw you in here?

Yukiko

[seeing Teddie for the first time] Huh? Who're you? Rather...what are you?

Teddie

[waves] I'm bear-y much a bear!

Yukiko

I'm sorry, but I'm not following.

Yosuke

[to Teddie] See? Everything you do causes confusion, so just shush up already.

Teddie

Hmph! Your oppression is un-bear-able!

Teddie

...Hey, why isn't anyone opening the door?

!?

Teddie… Take Rise and get out of here, now!

Teddie

But Sensei…! I can't just a-bear-don everybody! I don't wanna be alone again!

[aims her "pole cannon array" at group] Say goodbye...forever.

Teddie

[when…something…says that they is "no true self"] Huh? Who said that? [turns aound to find his Other Self staring at him] Ah! What the heck is thaaaat?!

Kanji

Oh, b***s.

Chie

Wait, is that freaky-looking thing Teddie's other self?!

Teddie

Phew, nice breeze.

[gasps] That was in him?

Chie

No... no way!

Teddie

[finishes his drink with his human hands] I feel totally refreshed. See, I grew this body so I could try and score with Chie and Yukiko.

Chie

You grew human just to score?

Yukiko

I really do wish we could drop that subject.

Teddie

Oh, yeah. Are there any clothes around? I'm naked as a newborn baby right now.

Rise

Pervert!

Chie

What's your problem!

Yosuke

Dumbass! If the open-air bath is opened to guys right now, then this one will be opened to chics!

Kanji

Dammit!!

Teddie

Oh-oh-ow-ow! My head is getting all lumpy!

Run away!

Rise

Did you guys help her get rid of those creepy reporters?

Teddie

No need! Yukiko chased them off!

Chie

Of course she did! I mean, she couldn't rely on you pervy peeping toms to help back her up!

Yosuke

Yeah about that! You're wrong! That bath was open to dudes!

Chie

Come again?

Kanji

You're the ones who shouldn't have been there.

Chie

Y-yeah haha, funny story.

Yosuke

I don't want a funny story. I want an apology.

Rise

No way! You guys still tried to sneak a peek.

Yosuke

Sure we tried, but we saw nothing!

Rise

Perv!

Yosuke

Huh?

Chie

Let's get away from these horny boys!