Yosuke quotes from Persona 4: The Animation

Yosuke

We've lost something important again...

Yosuke

What is it?! What's wrong?!

Yosuke

What is that?

Teddie

[getting over his shock; angrily] Geh—I'll ask you the same thing!

Chie

It-It can talk!

Teddie

Well, of course! I am a bear! I've lived here since bear-ever!

Yosuke

Wh-What's with this guy? It's beyond me!

Teddie

Keep your voices down, will ya? [starts to waves his arms rapidly] Now go on! Get out of here! Run along and hurry back to your den!

Yosuke

[after forcibly removing Teddie's head; jumps back in fright] Ah—! Wh—What the hell?!

Huh. There's nothing inside.

Yosuke

Oh, weird! How the heck does it work?

Teddie

Ah! [to Yu] Thanks a lot, nice guy!

Yosuke

[to Yu] Yo, dude, does anything rattle you?

?

Yosuke

[after Yu punches him in sync with Izanagi punching Yosuke's Shadow; falls over, holds his cheek] Ow! Dude…!

[mildly surprised; as Teddie suppresses giggles of glee] Oops. Wrong guy.

Yosuke

[shocked] Huh? What do you mean, "wrong guy"?!

Teddie

So, who's the grizzly who threw you in here?

Yukiko

[seeing Teddie for the first time] Huh? Who're you? Rather...what are you?

Teddie

[waves] I'm bear-y much a bear!

Yukiko

I'm sorry, but I'm not following.

Yosuke

[to Teddie] See? Everything you do causes confusion, so just shush up already.

Teddie

Hmph! Your oppression is un-bear-able!

Yosuke

So, you were going to make a mean picnic basket?

Yeah, just for fun.

Yosuke

But seriously, the fact that you were gonna do that is pretty impressive. It means you already got better cooking skills than Chie! [laughs]

Chie

Wait a sec…! What the hell makes you think I don't know how to cook?! Huh?!

Yukiko

[surprised] Wait, so you can?

[unpreturbed] You can cook?

Chie

… [gets up; in an attenpt to intimidate Yosuke] Okay, so it's a cook-off between you and me!

Yosuke

[grinning] Ha! You're on!

Kanji

Wha—!? Hey!

Kanji

What're you looking at?!

Yosuke

[to the others] Run for it! [They run off.]

Kanji

Tch… What's their problem…?

Teddie

...Hey, why isn't anyone opening the door?

!?

Chie

[when Yosuke looks at her legs after talking about Rise's figure; blushes while covering her legs] Hey! If you don't like my legs, then don't look at them!

Yukiko

[to Yu] Narukami, what do you think about this?

Her legs are fine.

Chie

Ah!

Yosuke

[shocked by Yu's response] What? No!—! …Dude, on this, we disagree.

Chie

[ticked off; kicks Yosuke in the stomach] Jiraiya!

Chie

Yo! What are you three doing [standing in the shadows like that]?

Yukiko

You look…pretty suspicious.

[to Yosuke] Are you the killer?

Yosuke

Piss off.

Rise

Pervert!

Chie

What's your problem!

Yosuke

Dumbass! If the open-air bath is opened to guys right now, then this one will be opened to chics!

Kanji

Dammit!!

Teddie

Oh-oh-ow-ow! My head is getting all lumpy!

Run away!

Rise

Did you guys help her get rid of those creepy reporters?

Teddie

No need! Yukiko chased them off!

Chie

Of course she did! I mean, she couldn't rely on you pervy peeping toms to help back her up!

Yosuke

Yeah about that! You're wrong! That bath was open to dudes!

Chie

Come again?

Kanji

You're the ones who shouldn't have been there.

Chie

Y-yeah haha, funny story.

Yosuke

I don't want a funny story. I want an apology.

Rise

No way! You guys still tried to sneak a peek.

Yosuke

Sure we tried, but we saw nothing!

Rise

Perv!

Yosuke

Huh?

Chie

Let's get away from these horny boys!