Hey, what the hell--?
Every clown was booked.
[Charlie laughs]
Bailey; This whole thing's been a major hassle, and I don't need to hear about it from either of you.
Sorry.
Give me this.
So, you feeling better?
About what?
Oh, man, you didn't see? I was a saint to those people. I brought 'em drinks, chatted with 'em. I'll try and swing by after work, okay?
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Owen. Happy birthday to you.
Well, that pretty much sucked.
Blow it out.
Yeah!
Whoa!
Bailey.
Who the hell put that there?
What's going on?
He's ripped.
Oh my God.
He--? He's what?
Drunk. Really drunk. Okay, so it's a little messed up, but it's a lot more fun that way, right?
Hey, what did you expect?! I've never done this before. You expect a first-time clown not to make any mistakes? Huh?!
I want my mom.
Oh, God, don't cry. He's crying!
Bay, come on, let's get outta here.
I'm talking to my friend, here. I'm teaching him how to be a man.
Bay, I said, come on.
I said, I'm talking!
Charlie.
Oh, my God. Charlie, are you okay?
I'm fine.
It was-- He pushed-- It was an accident. The hell with all of you.
I think it's time to go.
I think that's a good idea.
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