[Claudia's crying about Jill's death] Why are you crying?
Because. Why aren't you?
Would you please just get out of here, Claudia?
“The Ides of March” · Season 1, Episode 22
In this episode: Bailey Salinger (3), Charlie Salinger (2), Claudia Salinger (2)
[to Ross] You'd make such a great father. You, like, never yell. And you never do that thing parents do when they're pretending to listen, but really they're just noticing you have a lot of wax in your ear.
I can't love anymore, it's too hard. So I'm not going to love anyone, and I don't want anyone to love me.
That's too bad... you don't have a choice... because I love you, Bailey. I love you, man.
Bailey, what the hell do you think you're doing?
What?
Driving drunk?
I am not-- (then looks at Will) What, did you tattle on me, man?
You stupid, stupid son of a bitch! What are you thinking about? Like every day in this house doesn't say to you, you do not drink and then get behind the wheel.
Okay.
Like you need to be told.
Okay! Fine. You made your point.
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