Oh no. No no no, we will not, we will NOT call this off! When this family has the opportunity to sit around a table like we used to once a week? I mean, Christmas Eve, a proper Christmas Eve, means stockings, and a night before Christmas, and a cookie on the hearth for Santa, and we are going to do this one thing right, or just die trying.
“One Christmas to Go” · Season 5, Episode 10
In this episode: Charlie Salinger (1), Julia Salinger (1), Claudia Salinger (1), Daphne (1), Ned (1)
Put down the remote. No more pay-per-view porno 'till we're done.
It's only soft-core, and we never would have stayed awake last night without it.
Okay, but I'm about to write Stalin into a three-way, so not now.
A person, a parent, who doesn't love their kids, they have kids who grow up the same. And so on, and so on. And that feels bad, mom, to me. That... that feels really really bad.
DDoreen
[to Daphne] I never blamed you for bein' born, so don't blame me for everything that came after.
[to Kirsten] You're as free as a bird, but you stay anyway. So the only two people who actually wanna be here, you and Claudia, I'm like pushin' away. And everyone else, people who are supposed to be family, who actually share my daughter's blood, they can't wait to leave. It just makes me think that if you're not family, I don't know who is.
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