My parents had five kids.
Are you just realizing that now?
Five. How did they manage that?
They had sex a lot?
“Love and War” · Season 5, Episode 8
In this episode: Charlie Salinger (4), Daphne (2)
You get a 6-minute credit. Which, actually, when you figure in my 15 minute credit from, you know, handling the spitup on your shift, that works out to be a 9-minute credit in my favor.
You claim you can't balance a checkbook.
Afterwards what do you say we go pick up a few chicks? Get matching tattoos.
[singing to his baby] If that mockingbird don't mock, Daddy's gonna buy you an athletic sock.
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