I mean who leads off with their crummiest characteristics? "Hi, I'm Charlie. I have a frequent body odor, a limp and a tendency towards violence. You wanna make that dinner and a movie or just dinner?"
“Handicaps” · Season 4, Episode 3
In this episode: Bailey Salinger (1), Claudia Salinger (1), Sarah Reeves (1)
[to Sarah] Besides I told you you shouldn't live with me out of fear. And you're not living with me out of fear. You're living with me out of desperation.
Apparently there is a nice, clean, safe stud on the third floor.
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