I'm sorry was your name Jennifer?
No it's Tynnyfer. With two "Y's." I used to be Jennifer but then I decided to re-brand myself. Oh wait hang on, it's Xanax O'clock. [pops some pills]
...[talking like Tynnyfer] Um well nice to meet you. My name's April and I just wanted to say that your dress is so cute it's bonks.
I saw my spinning instructor wearing it and I was like, shut up where do I get that?
Oh my God who's your spinning instructor, Gregory or Winona?
I go to Yanis. Who are Gregory and Winona? I've never heard of them before. Are they better!?
Winona rocks my world.
Seriously, you need to get me in there like that's a Must. Must. Must.
[cut to April being interviewed]
She's the worst person I've ever met. I want to travel the world with her.
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