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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Tom in “Unfinished Business”

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[Ben, Ron, and Chris all have food poisoning] I didn't eat those stupid mini-calzones. Haver-Food rule number six- Never eat anything with a sauce I have to dip myself. Drizzle it on for me. I'm not your maid.

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