Welcome, Mr. Saperstein.
Thanks so much!
I will just show you to your cubicle.
I can't wait. I bet it's a big one, huh Barney?
The temp agency said that you are fluent in QuickBooks Pro, correct?
Oh right yeah, we should cover that. Y'see, my resume might not actually be accurate, right? So I have no idea what you're talking about. Don't know what QuickBooks are.
You don't have any accounting experience?
No, no, no, Barney, c'mon. But you don't have to be an accountant to know that this girl is a 10. Yo, what up, Diaz? Come here often?
To my job?
Oh, sharp mouth on her also. Shut it.
Is this the new temp who's supposed to help me with the spreadsheets?
You wanna talk about spreading the sheets, we can go back to my place and I will rock your—
You're fired!
That makes sense. So I just go out the same way I came in?
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